Tony Nicholson
ajn@whitelands.net

This monkey wants a word with you:

Accountant, brother, big cheese, pen-pusher, happy camper, pillar of society, salt of the earth, excitable boy, day dream believer, Prof. Stephen Hawking stunt double, crowd pleaser, 5th horseman of the Apocalypse, gay icon, apologist, international jet-setter, jammy sod, failure, goodie-goodie, rumour starter, your worst nightmare, Olympic gold medallist, son, hirer & firer, number cruncher, know-all, pedant, cannon fodder, little Englander, Lady Di impersonator, self-made man, nephew, lap dancer, secret agent, tap dancer extraordinaire, Smart Patrol / Mr. DNA, hot air balloonist, Fijian Rugby World Cup scrum half, football referee, film critic, Jocko Homo, IT consultant, head honcho, father, member of the 1966 England world cup squad, soothsayer, President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr's joke writer, UN ambassador to Iran, pundit, God’s gift to women, big-head, 4th man on the moon, pancake tosser, astrophysicist, Nobel peace prize winner, Mr. Bad Example, astrologer to the rich & famous, loser, honorary pygmy, founder member of the Great Britain indoor ski jumping team, USM, patent leather shoe shiner, stick insect, paper clip straightener, good egg, Uncle, son of a gun, Piers Morgan look-alike.


"I like a third of a Mars bar everyday - to help me rest"